Make America Divided Again - Ward, William W.

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Résumé :
Make America Divided Again is a work of satirical humor that is a fictionalized account based on real world events, people, etc. By now most Americans, and indeed most people in other countries, know the expression, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. So, it should be obvious to most people that the expression, MAKE AMERICA DIVIDED AGAIN, is simply a take-off on this theme. Dividing the country is PRECISELY what has been happening during these past four years. The divider in chief thrives on this division, and perhaps could be heard saying the following: I don't know this guy, William W. Ward. I guess he has a book or something. I will ask around. If it is here, perhaps someone will read it to me. I don't do much reading, myself. But, I am sure that the book is very complimentary. It must be. After all! It is about me! People who say things about me in books always write good things. I am highly lauded - highly! People say that I am doing a great job. Just great. Best ever. At least, that's what I always hear. Even Democrats agree. I hear it all the time.

Biographie:
A world expert in the biochemistry of GREEN FLUORESCENT PROTEIN, Dr. Ward has 120 professional publications to his credit and has taught hundreds of sections of college courses, freshman level to graduate level. His professional education courses in biotechnology have attracted more than 1200 industrial scientists from all around the world. He has presented 50 platform talks at national and international meetings, addressing up to 500 attendees, and he has run three international symposia on GFP. Dr. Ward has given keynote addresses to audiences in Cambridge, England, Pembrokshire, Wales, Asilomar, CA, Blacksburg, VA, and Greensboro, NC. He has been filmed by ABC for a NYC news broadcast and has been interviewed on radio. Over the past 20 years, Dr. Ward has appeared as a tenor in a dozen community theater productions including four Gilbert and Sullivan operettas. Partnering with his multi-talented illustrator, Lori Baratta, he has worked on other satires, including Hey Doc! Does Speling Count? A satire about the decline of higher education in America.