Advice for Lovers - Julian Talamantez Brolaski

Table of Contents

Advices
I am My Own Big Brother............................................................................9
Discipulum Amoris.................................................................................10
What to Do When Your Muse Becomes Your Lover..........................................11
On How to Transform an Imaginary into an Actual Lover....................................12
The Real..............................................................................................13
Instructions for a Lover.............................................................................14
On Not Being Able to Perceive Angels..........................................................15
On How to Transfigure the Body Utterly........................................................16
Haterz Gossip........................................................................................17
On How to Address Your Lover..................................................................18
On How to Blazon Your Lover...................................................................19
The Sweet Science of Bruising...................................................................20
Re: How Do You Figure...........................................................................21
Sloughing off the Gentlemanly Sports...........................................................22
Count Yclept.........................................................................................23
Sea Aloe Song........................................................................................24
Nautitorium..........................................................................................25
Aloha Cum Yakuza: Of a Friend that had got Sublimida......................................26
The Philistine Smitten..............................................................................27
Ba Ba Aubade.......................................................................................28
Deep Image: To Venus..............................................................................29
The Wheel of Sheep.................................................................................30
The Real, Purchased on Credit, Does Not Lie Back............................................31
Open Letter from the Libertine....................................................................32
To Paris, Begging Boy..............................................................................33
Malediction to the Terrormonger...................................................................34
I Knocked all Tales.................................................................................35
You Can't Freak to Frank .........................................................................36
The Sweet Science of Bruising in Foamy Greek (The Poet Curses Love)..................37
My Love of the Silv'ry Thigh.....................................................................38
Sibyl Song.............................................................................................39
The Perfect Love Poem Tutorial..................................................................40
How to Brag to Your Lover........................................................................41
The Art of Love as Converse......................................................................42
What to Say Upon Being Asked to be Friends...................................................43
Songs of Love of Grief.............................................................................44
On How to Leave Your Lover.........................................