Vertical Lines III - Andrew A. Felder

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Résumé :
Book III is every bit as delightful as Books I and II - page after page of smiles, laughs, and sometimes outright guffaws. All three books are the perfect companions when you need a pick-me-up or just have a few minutes and want something light. And they never get old! Open to any page and see for yourself. Guaranteed to please! Samples: My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him 'Dav.' My girlfriend told me that obesity is in her genes. I told her that that can't be true because she looks fat in her skirt also. A priest was checking into a hotel. He asked the clerk: *I presume that the pornography channel is disabled? No, replied the clerk, it's just regular, you pervert! The problem with doing nothing is that vou don't know when you've finished. l asked myself if I was crazy and we all said No. Life's a soup... and I'm a fork. Askhole: A person who constantly asks for vour advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them. I encouraged my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a big hug. Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely. My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally I serve turkey. but, hey... if it will make them happy.....